March 2012
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The Blasto Podcast: Bonus Doug-isode 2!
We’ve returned to the well, and it is overflowing with random discussion points and even MORE Doug! In this topical, time sensitive podcast we…
Share our dreams and our nightmares (mostly nightmares). Liisa wins.
Keep it topical (Snooki, anyone?)
Give away secrets.
Reveal David’s drug problem.
Also: portable offices, things that appear on a thing, gospel pranks, hip...
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The Blasto Podcast: Bonus Doug-isode!
In this extra, smaller episode of The Blasto Podcast, we welcome our very first, very special guest, Doug! We go “off the cuff,” “improvisational” and “unprepared” on this one! David rolls through his Purim hangover (which is not the sweetest one, fyi) and breaks a five-year streak.
Join us as we rant about:
another form of bodily evacuation! Guess which...
February 2012
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 13: Rick Morandis
Welcome, Blasto-philes! It’s been a long time, but we are back and Blasto-y as ever. In this unluckiest of numbered podcasts:
Snake update! The snakes have chosen a leader!
David and Liisa discover and discuss their obsessive Twitter tendencies.
Liisa shares two sweet stories - hearts are warmed (for real, things get adorable for a minute.)
Liisa has a weird dream…...
January 2012
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 12: Welcome Snakes!
Welcome Snakes! Come on into our fever dreams! In this episode a 50% sicker/75% dumber Liisa and a 10% crankier David discuss:
David’s new pets/roommates, snakes!
Liisa reports back from Michigan - it’s cold there!
David finally explains the many levels of pro wrestling, and we all get on board.
An update on the hobo - busker conflicts!
Have you guys ever heard of some band...
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 11: Selling Garbage
Why, hello 2012 - please come in! May I offer you an episode of The Blasto Podcast? Would you like some extra gross with that? You’re welcome.
In this episode:
David learns new things about sexuality, weirdos, and ears.
Liisa keeps it light and brings up rape culture.
Downton Abbey! It’s back! We’re all excited about it (minus David).
David goes to see The Shamans.
Expert...
December 2011
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 10: Christmas Suicide
Are you ready for some BLAAAAAAAAASTO?!!
In this episode
We take on Christmas music and show it who’s boss
Liisa takes on the man while visiting Occupy Wall Street (or just runs from the man)
A bizarre dream takes on Liisa
Also, David has a cold. Don’t worry, he’s okay!
Plus, we answer some more of your burning questions, and give some other Davids and Li(i)sas what-for!
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 9: Star Tours Blues
A turmoil filled episode of The Blasto Podcast! Will David and Liisa remain siblings? Will homeless people be crazy on the subway? Will David ban someone from the show? Will George Lucas aim to destroy another precious childhood memory by changing Star Tours? The answer (yes) to all of these, plus:
Liisa takes on the institution of high school reunions
David goes biannual
Welcome back to a...
November 2011
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 8: The Reboot
Now in a new, more prepared format!
In this episode, we’re doing things a li-i-i-ittle differently around here. And we have a new theme song!
Also, we discuss:
Liisa’s auto repair aspirations
David’s sweet, precious love for Parts & Labor, and our thoughts on being a good audience member
One of us visits a squat and one of us gets out alive (ish)
We make an enemy of...
October 2011
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 7: A Chilling...
A veritable frightfest of pumpkin nightmares!
Here’s a link to that Dad/Costume video we talked about.
Action item: What do Babies Dream About?
We’re accepting pictures, ideas, and links to any sort of inception-type machine that could bring us the TRUTH!
Listen up:
RSS feed | iTunes
Music from this episode:
“Scream” by Ralph Nielsen & the Chancellors
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 6: Pumpkin Everything
Get ready y’all, because here comes The Blasto Podcast: Part 6 in which we give you some quick hits, caftans, subway terrors, the worst thing we ever got away with, and drool over pumpkin everything.
Check out Apostrophes A-Brewin’ (Apostrophe Brewing). They just started selling sold out of shares in their Montague Rye! More shares up for grabs in the future, and there is the...
September 2011
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 5: Lightin' "Fuses"
Episode five: Talk of lighting things on fire that you shouldn’t light on fire, podcast reviews, mastering wedding ceremonies, and, y’know, bus drivers and whatever!
Listen up:
RSS feed | iTunes
Music from this episode:
“20th Century Boy” by T-Rex
“Dynamite” by Slim Harpo
“Pretty Big Mouth” by Count Five
“Offend Maggie” by...
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 4: Bootyvicious!
Finally, more Blasto! On this episode we discuss…
Movie Recommendations
Eric Clapton: Young Genius/Old Garbage Dispenser
The aesthetics of music (and how David doesn’t really understand it)
Adam’s Pun House: The All “Beyonce - Congratulations on Your Baby!” Edition!
A new logo! Thanks to our friend Joe Mazzaro for making our new logo! Check him out here!
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August 2011
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Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq →
As mentioned on the most recent episode of the Blasto Podcast…
“In times of crisis such as this, we must stand united, not divided,” Clinton said. “We must join together as one nation under a groove, getting down just for the funk of it.”
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 3: Keep it Greasy!
The third episode is here! On this episode we discuss…
Beyonce, Beyonce, that sweet goddess Beyonce
TV Talk
Space Facts (which quickly devolves into Space Booty Chatter)!
What Lisa Frank DOESN’T want you know about dolphins
A primer on Parliament Funkadelic English
We ponder: has anyone ever been excited about a press release because of a stock photo of cake?
AND our first...
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The Blasto Podcast Episode 2: "When you try and...
The second episode is here! On this episode…
Liisa is impressed with David’s Navy SEAL-style mic-operations.
TV Talk with Liisa Blasto: David and Liisa talk about the Wire, Friday Night Lights, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Louie.
David tells the tale of his former life as a fourth-grade crime lord, and then shits on Wil Wheaton for no reason.
Liisa’s Train Talk:...
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July 2011
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First Episode of The Blasto Podcast!
Episode One: Welcome to Booty Chatter
We made a podcast! And here is the first episode! How excited are you for this thing you didn’t know you wanted?
In this episode of The Blasto Podcast we immediately talk about our poops, our parents, Harry Potter, I laugh at David a lot, and we try and figure out what it is exactly that we are doing. Listen below, add us to your RSS feed, and look...